geistbox:
“ This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in...

gifsboom:

So you think you’re lucky.

[via sid78669 ]

(via pricklylegs)

suddenlycomics:

basedheisenberg:

hear-the-heartbeat:

This Generation - Ajit Johnson

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Step 1: Complain about technology and kids these days.

Step 2: Make sure to include a hash tag to ensure people can discuss your art on the platforms you’ve criticized.

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loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:

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Mom:

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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nessuno:

thelegendofben:

hogglette:

oh hey link what’s up little guy

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you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?

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well let’s take a look see

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holy shit

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holy SHIT

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it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma

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i’m so proud

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wat

whAT

(Source: porcupet, via dutchster)

Traps (Free Download) by Duane.L on SoundCloud

acid-laboratory:
“neilsanders:
“SNOWCONE ARMY!!
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“Trippiest blog on Tumblr
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spacegodwizard:
“ THAT MOTHA FUKIN $P∆CE $H!T !!!
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buzzfeed:

This is the extremely upsetting truth about baby carrots.

(via captainanndy)